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I'd never seen one of these before. It's a baby snapping turtle. At least that's what Dave told me and I blindly believed him cause he is the native to WI. We found him just going about his merry way across the walking path. He was obviously lost. I could tell by the look in his eyes. Gosh, the photos don't even look like they are real. This stupid thing looks like it's a plastic toy with mud on it. So, we figured he'd probably like it back in the marshy area. Of course I had Dave pick him up and place him back where he belonged. Cause if you think about it, if you were lost wouldn't you want someone to take you home to your mommy. I would, gosh! Dave has really big hands.
Hello lil' buddy